mirandatime (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mirandatime) wrote,@ 2008-11-08 21:35:00 |
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[nj] mirandaland
Miranda was describing Mirandaland to me. There were a lot of details that I've probably forgotten, but I think this is the gist of it.
"Well, it's a continent that's completely surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, and it's made up of a bunch of islands.
"When you go there there are signs that say, 'If you're a grown-up and you're taller than this sign, or exactly the same size as this sign, then you need to bend your head down so you can fit.'
"The first land is Hotelland. That's just the big hotel where everyone stays. There aren't any rides there or anything. It has lots and lots of rooms and restaurants.
"The next land after that is Coloringland. And then after that is Artland, but Artland is only open on art days. Tomorrow is an art day, but there's something wrong with the land that they have to fix up, so it's going to be closed and you have to go around it.
"The next land is called Playworld. You don't have to go to school, but if you do, the school is just a big playground anyway. Then there's Rideland and Gameland.
"And the last land is called Everythingelseland. That's the land that has everything else that kids like to do.
"Only kids whose names have an M in them get to go into all the lands. Kids who don't have an M in their names can go to the hotel, but they only get to play with their own toys or new toys their parents get for them."
Miranda was describing Mirandaland to me. There were a lot of details that I've probably forgotten, but I think this is the gist of it.
"Well, it's a continent that's completely surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, and it's made up of a bunch of islands.
"When you go there there are signs that say, 'If you're a grown-up and you're taller than this sign, or exactly the same size as this sign, then you need to bend your head down so you can fit.'
"The first land is Hotelland. That's just the big hotel where everyone stays. There aren't any rides there or anything. It has lots and lots of rooms and restaurants.
"The next land after that is Coloringland. And then after that is Artland, but Artland is only open on art days. Tomorrow is an art day, but there's something wrong with the land that they have to fix up, so it's going to be closed and you have to go around it.
"The next land is called Playworld. You don't have to go to school, but if you do, the school is just a big playground anyway. Then there's Rideland and Gameland.
"And the last land is called Everythingelseland. That's the land that has everything else that kids like to do.
"Only kids whose names have an M in them get to go into all the lands. Kids who don't have an M in their names can go to the hotel, but they only get to play with their own toys or new toys their parents get for them."
